Zeke

From USAFA Folklore

Zeke was a barber in the late 70s.

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This pissant was a legend back in the day. He gave one haircut. Ask him for a trim, he cut all your hair off. Ask him for an outline, he cut all your hair off. "Thin the top, short back and sides", he cut all your hair off. Dinks would wait the extra hour in line for somebody else (like Ike) while Zeke's chair was empty. I remember him best because my squadron CC had one of the best pre-christmas haircuts on record (this was in the late 70's when hair was a serious social factor). All he had to do was get through one more inspection a couple of days before Finals Week. He goes to the barber shop to get a few hairs around his ears trimmed and the only guy open was Zeke. The boy had to go home to his girlfriend looking like a basic. (e-mail, 10-4-1998)