Waldo F. Dumbsquat

From USAFA Folklore

Cadet Fourth Class Waldo F. Dumbsquat is the fictional genius of Don Hall, Class of 1976, who has written the regular feature "The Secret Life of Waldo F. Dumbsquat" since his cadet days. It was published in the Talon and now is now published quarterly in Checkpoints, the magazine of the Association of Graduates.

The exploits of Waldo, a below average doolie who can magically become Colonel Dumbsquat and save Waldo and his doolie buddy Warren Heels from every day doolie disasters, bring chuckles to any graduate.