Two Old Ladies

From USAFA Folklore

Two Old Ladies was a popular jody, sung in classic call-and-repeat style. The verses are interchangeable, but generally always started with "Airborne Ranger".

[edit] Lyrics

[edit] Repeated before each verse:

Two old ladies were lyin in bed.

One turned over to the other and said:

[edit] Verses

I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!

Live that life of sex and danger.

Airborne Ranger.

Sex and danger.

I wanna be a scuba diver!

Dive on down to sixty-niner.

Scuba diver.

Sixty-niner.

I wanna be a mountain climber!

Climb that mountain higher & higher.

Mountain climber.

Higher and higher.

I wanna be a paramedic!

Shoot that funky anesthetic.

Paramedic.

Anesthetic.

I wanna be a fighter pilot!

I wanna fly that F-16.

I wanna fly with the cockpit open,

Just to hear them Commies scream.