The Prettiest Girl

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The Prettiest Girl is a popular jody--it has been heard as early as 1957 and has persisted through 1992(?) (Ed note: it must've lasted longer--is it still around?).

[edit] Lyrics

The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin bourbon
through a straw
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sip-ping-bour-bon (Stomp!) through a straw.

I walked right up.
I sat right down.
I ordered up
another round.
I walked right up.
I sat right down.
and or-dered-up-a (Stomp!) 'nother round.

I took her home.
I laid her down.
Her long blonde hair
Laid all around.
I took her home.
I laid her down.
Her long-blonde-hair-laid (Stomp!) all around.

And now I've got
A mother-in-law
And forty kids,
They call me pa.
And now I've got.
A mother-in-law.
and for-ty-kids-they (Stomp!) call me pa.

The moral of
The story is clear.
Instead of bourbon,
stick to beer.
The moral of
the story is clear.
Instead-of-bourbon (Stomp!) stick to beer.