Christian Kolden
From USAFA Folklore
[edit] The Alaskan Assassin
Christian Kolden became famous when an e-mail sent from his account was forwarded across the known universe:
From: Kolden, Christian, C4C, CS34
Sent: Monday, September 27, 1999 6:56 PM
To: Schatte, Laura, C4C, CS35
Subject: The alaskan assasin
Laura,
Hey what's up dreamuffin. I know you probably didn't expect
to get an email from me, but I heard you and shamess broke
up, so I am going to move in for the kill. A hall is showing
some movies this weekend and if you are interested we could hook
up for some cheeseburgers and pizza. Me and max got in a fight
over you the other night and I kicked his ass. So just come on
over and I'll tutor you in calc. If your love was a grain of
sand, my love would be a universe of beaches. So just email me
back if you've been thinking about me or just talk to me in
class. I know that I am not that good in math but I know the
equation of love. It equals you plus me . You complete me. You
had me at hello the first time me and you met. Are you tired
girl cause you have been running through my head all day. Bye
and I hope you have a good air force night studying.
With love,
Christian Kolden ( The Alaskan Assasin)
